at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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