it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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