She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wish I only lived at night.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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