Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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