I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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