we're blogging at a bar
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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