i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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