I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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