i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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