watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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