yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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