with your own penis?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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