dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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