I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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