is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
where are my eyebrows?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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