i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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