I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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