nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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