Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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