i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just pynch a tree in the face
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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