She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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