Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
