: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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