if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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