do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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