How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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