Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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