Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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