Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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