so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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