i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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