omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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