honey bunches of taint.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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