D3 body, D1 cock
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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