So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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