yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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