her vagine was all disorganized.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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