I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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