The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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