so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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