How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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