Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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