i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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