But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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