Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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