Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
honey bunches of taint.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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