god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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