in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
