nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
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Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.