she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.