They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.