The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You pole danced in your parka.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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