we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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