Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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