She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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