She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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