I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.