Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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